• 2012 SEASON
  • 8 Jun - 8 Jul 2012
  • $28 - $38

The Unspeakable Itch

Drew Fairley & Kate Smith


Matt and Bec have been married for seven years … and we all know what that means. He wants a raise. She wants her cushions fluffed. He keeps fingering his car keys. She spends hours staring into the back yard longing for a new deck. If only they hadn’t started scratching The Unspeakable Itch.


So what if Matt occasionally sleeps in the car and Bec has trouble remembering his name? It’s just a phase. Once they get their bank loan, a timber deck and a heated infinity pool all their little grievances will disap¬pear. But if they don’t get that loan they’ll do what any other normal Australian couple would do - have a nervous breakdown and sing about it.

 

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The Unspeakable Itch

Drew Fairley & Kate Smith

CAST

Drew Fairley
Kate Smith

 

CREATIVES

Director Annabel Scholes
Music & Lyrics Phil Scott
Production Designer Kate Shanahan
Lighting & AV Designer Ross Graham
Sound Designer Michael Huxley

 

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The Unspeakable Itch

Drew Fairley & Kate Smith

'Fairley and Smith combine sly wit and impeccable timing…first-rate entertainment.' Sydney Morning Herald

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The Unspeakable Itch

Drew Fairley & Kate Smith

Performance Dates

Previews: 8 – 10 Jun
Season: 13 Jun – 8 Jul

Performance Times

Tue - Sat 8pm
Sun 5pm
 

 

Tickets

Adult $38
Conc / Groups (8+) $33
Preview $28

A $2 booking fee applies per ticket for online and phone bookings

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