Roll up, roll up, roll up and join your hosts Dr Sweetpea McGee, Gorgeous George and Sideshow Pony for 60 minutes of madcap vaudevillian antics, knee-highjinx, and general tomfoolery. Thrill to the sight of Cha Cha the world's first sideshow monkey-man, be amazed by Pipi the levitating midget, ogle at the spectacle of Olga and Golga the slap-happy Siamese twins and get your toes-a-tapping to the Sideshow Pony Ukelele Orchestra. But it doesn't end there. Get amongst it with critic, the heckling Hedda Hare as she teases and taunts the whole array of outlandish showbiz oddballs. So Step Right Up for the kooky carnival capers of MONKEYSHINES - Kabaret 4 Kids from 4 to 12.
Neil and Alex ignited a seemingly insatiable flame in the early 80s but, when their relationship burned out, all that rose from the ashes was acrimony. Twenty years later they meet up accidentally. Did the mistakes that Neil made cost him the love of his life? Is it too late to make amends, or even start again? Or are the people they were in their 20s too different from the people they have become?
Are two damaged brains better than one? A funny look at the serious side.
Gerard has returned from active service suffering a traumatic brain injury, and awaits classification by his military assessors. He is reunited with Danny, his elder brother who has taken to residing in the grounds of the repat hospital. Together they hold the key to the doors of their past and their future.
Wednesday 6 December - Saturday 9 December 2006 @ 9.10pm
Tickets $22 adults/ $18 concession & subscribers
Phone Bookings Only
France, 19th century. The Franco-Prussian war. Several Prussian Officers ‘bravely’ occupy a Chateau somewhere in Normandy. The French have scarpered. The Prussians are bored witless; out of their little minds. One of them “Mademoiselle Fifi” - he hates that name - has taken to blowing things up. Precious things. They all drink too much.
They throw a party and invite some of the local girls. Girls who men often invite, for a fee. The girls hate the filthy Prussians, but their money talks.
What a party.
Full of lust, tension, wine, song, bawdiness and comedy and in one beautiful act of rebellion…murder, in cold blood.
After the hugely successful Don't Stare Too Much!, White Rhino Company brings you their second, silent visual comedy, and this time, sex and death are on the menu!
Directed and devised by Jo Turner
Devised and performed by Jo Turner, Susannah Hardy, ,Romualdo Gulla, ,Amie McKenna, ,Gwyneth Price, Drew Fairley, Chris Baker and Julian Louis.
Designed by James Browne
Darlinghurst Theatre Company and Gumption Uber Theatre present
TITUS... THE ULTIMATE MURDER BALLAD MUSICAL
Written by Pip Smith, Tim Crew, Talia Linz, Gareth Rickards, Todd Hawkin… and Shakespeare…
Wednesday 29 November – Saturday 2 December @ 6.30pm
Tickets $22 adults/ $18 concession & subscribers
FOUR PERFORMANCES ONLY!
Phone Bookings Only - Tickets selling fast
An over-written murder-farce?
Shakespeare’s most graphic hard-hitting political satire?
With Palestine and Israel, Israel and Lebanon chin deep in a never-ending cycle of revenge, this story has never seemed more relevant.
Come and watch Gumption UberTheatre’s Ensemble emerge from a rigorous, three-month physical theatre training intensive and turn this story into the ultimate murder ballad musical…
Think Robert Wilson’s The Black Rider meets Nick Cave in a Tim Burton wonderland, and you’re half way there…
Featuring Claudia Barrie, Anthony Clark, Evin Donohoe, Duncan Fellows, Sophie Goldrick, Todd Hawkin, Gertraud Ingeborg, Lee Jones, Sophie Kelly, Nadia Ladyko, Katheryn Mackney, David Ritchie, Tricia Ryan, Elizabeth Thurbon and Michael Whittington
Music by Aidan Roberts (Belles will Ring) and the Ensemble
Artwork by Biddy Moroney
Facilitated by Pip Smith
Mentored by Anthony Skuse and Rochelle Whyte
Darlinghurst Theatre Company and Under the Table Productions present
FIRE
By Georgia Keighery

Wednesday 29 Nov - Saturday 2 December @ 8pm
Tickets $22 adults/ $18 concession & subscribers
FOUR PERFORMANCES ONLY!
Phone Bookings Only - Tickets selling fast
What is the measure of normality?
Detectives Kirkland and Barry are investigating a fire in the local community centre. But what they actually discover is a group of people on the road to recovery.. or are they?..
The International premier of a new work in progress by Georgia Keighery
(Phillip Parsons commendation 2003 for The Flats)
A satirical tragedy about addiction
Featuring Zachary Drayson, Rob Jago, Kaily Koutsogiannis, Ainslie McGlynn, Gus Murray & Sam Lyndon
Writer Georgia Keighery
Director Fiona Hallenan
Producer Louise Fischer
Lighting Designer Tony Youlden
Set Designer Barry French
Darlinghurst Theatre Company and Society of Histrionic Happenings present
ONE ROTTEN APPLE
By Anne-Louise Rentell

Wednesday 29 November - Saturday 2 December @ 9.10pm
Tickets $22 adults/ $18 concession & subscribers
FOUR PERFORMANCES ONLY!
Phone Bookings Only - Tickets selling fast
A convict rock n’ roll burlesque
Glam rock meets the 18th century head on and there are beautiful costumes, big songs and more double entendres than you can poke a stick at.
Tender Buttons has survived transportation, incarceration and 200 plus years of making it big on her original sin. Accompanied by a loyal band of two, she’s here to tell you the story of one woman’s struggle to defy authority and her expectation to HAVE IT ALL.
“Fancy a bite of my apple?”
Featuring Anne-Louise Rentell, Catherine Woodger and Lisa Whatley
Writer Anne-Louise Rentell
Director Anne-Louise Rentell
Assistant Director Lucy Eggar
Designer Imogen Ross
Sauna Productions and DTC present
FINN CITY
By Pekka Milonoff and Hanna Raulo

Wednesday 22 - Saturday 25 November @ 6pm
Tickets $22 adults/ $18 concession & subscribers
Phone Bookings Only
Don’t start what you can’t Finnish…
Nobody knows who killed Marzipan Raikkonen. Little Sara who found his body doesn’t know. The ambulance drivers are none the wiser, the crooked cop’s not sure, the horny priest can’t crack it, and the dodgy Russian doesn’t want a bar of it. So why is the cat looking so smug?
Welcome to the Arctic Circle, to the Finnish city of Rovaniemi where the housewives are scarier than the criminals, a place where the Farce and the Furious meet – an absurd journey into the Nordic psyche.
Featuring Peter Barry, Adam Kennedy, Genevieve Mooy, Ona Nurkkala, Slava Orel, Christopher Stollery and Yvonne Strzechowski
Director Russell Cheek
Designer James Browne
Producers James Lane, Ona Nurkkala, Yvonne Strzechowski
Translated by Ona Nurkkala with Yvonne Strzechowski
Based on the book by Jari Tervo
inc. studios and DTC present
A LIFE IN THE THEATRE
By David Mamet

Wednesday 22 November - Saturday 25 November @ 8pm
Tickets $22 adults/ $18 concession & subscribers
Phone Bookings Only
A Life in the Theatre is a funny and poignant portrayal of the dramatic worlds onstage and the realities behind the curtain.
Mamet’s ‘sardonic love letter to the theatre’ explores the uneasy passing of the theatrical torch from one generation to the next.
Ruth and Josie’s colourful world comes to life on stage, but behind the laughs exists the actor’s battle between competition and camaraderie.
Originally written for two males, Mamet’s world-renowned story is transformed - A World Premiere!
“... conveys the joyous melancholy of the actor's life - an abundance of memories, passing with the swiftness of a dream.” The Guardian UK
Featuring Nicole da Silva and Sandy Gore
Designer Krystal Giddings
Sound Designer Toby Villis
Lighting Designer Paddy Meredith-Keller
Production Manager Claire Smith
Dramaturgs Timothy Daly and Katy Alexander
Photography Peter Lang and Toby Villis
Producers Nicole da Silva and Emily Stewart
Graphic Design Averil Hogan
SEASON 2006
THE UNSCRUPULOUS MURDERER HASSE KARLSSON REVEALS THE GRUESOME TRUTH ABOUT THE WOMAN WHO FROZE TO DEATH ON A RAILWAY BRIDGE
By Henning Mankell
Translated by May-Brit Akerholt
Presented by Splinter Theatre Company and Darlinghurst Theatre Company
$18 preview @ 8pm on Wednesday 1 November
Thursday 2 November to Saturday 18 November 2006
Tuesday to Saturday @ 8pm and Sunday @ 5pm
Tickets $28 Adult, $22 concession and $18 subscribers
***GALA NIGHT EVENT - SATURDAY 11 NOVEMBER***
Drinks and canapes with the cast and crew
Tickets $50 - please phone 8356 9987
On a dark frozen night in the Swedish countryside, Hasse Karlsson rushes home to visit his estranged mother before she dies. When the bus he is traveling in breaks down, his mind drifts back to the winter of his 13thyear, when he and his friend Swallow played their dangerous games. He remembers the terrible night the woman came to a chilling end on top of the railway bridge. How did a simple game go so wrong? How much did his mother really know of his actions? And why, half a lifetime later, can he still not find peace?
This Gothic fable is penned by a master of suspense. Author Henning Mankell’s books have been translated into 19 languages and his detective novels, based around the flawed detective Kurt Wallander, dominate best-seller lists around the world.
Featuring Andrew Crabbe, Jan Langford-Penny, David Terry, Kate Worsley and Emily Weare
Directed by Sarah Goodes
Associate director Lizzie Doyle
Producer/ Production manager Louise Teteris
Associate producer Ayela Thilo
Set designer Genevieve Dugard
Animation/ Graphic design Gabriel Clark
Initial costume concept Tobhiya Stone Feller
Costume designer Magdalena Prezeziecka
Lighting designer Sean Pardy
Composer Chris Abrahams
Sound designer John Blake
Stage manager Brendon Taylor
BLUE EYES AND HEELS
By Toby Whithouse
Presented by Whoosh Productions, Killer Kinnane and Darlinghurst Theatre Company
$18 preview Wednesday 11 October - BOOKED OUT
Thursday 12 October to Saturday 28 October 2006.
Tuesday to Saturday @ 8pm
and Sunday @ 5pm
Tickets $28 full, $22 concession and $18 subscribers.
“With the right handling, we think wrestling could be the new football."
Patrick Brammal (last seen in Channel 9’s The Alice) plays Duncan an ambitious young TV producer, ready to do anything to find the next big hit. While planning to bring wrestling back to TV screens, he meets Victor (John McNeill), aka The Count of Monte Cristo. Victor is one of the old guard, past his prime but desperate to reclaim his glory days - and he's a perfect pawn for Duncan to use in his climb to the top of the media industry ladder. Along the way Duncan, who believes in the trash he is peddling, encounters female PA (Sandra Eldridge) who is hungry for quality.
Blue Eyes and Heels was first performed at London’s Soho Theatre in a production starring Martin Freeman (best known as Tim from The Office). Packed with sharp one-liners and moments of great poignancy, Blue Eyes and Heels is an insightful comedy that takes a satirical look at the state of today’s TV industry.
“Whithouse subtly builds up the intellectual muscle with blistering bouts of comic dialogue that whip up a razor-sharp debate on the state of modern media morality...
it really is a knockout.” Metro *****
“superbly written three-hander...both comic and sad.” British Theatre Guide
Toby Whithouse’s first play Jump Mr Malinoff, Jump won the 1998 Verity Bargate award and was the opening production at Soho Theatre in 2000. He has also written extensively for television - most notably for the current seasons of Dr Who and Hotel Babylon, and devised the series No Angels.
Directed by Kim Hardwick (Dinner With Friends, The Memory of Water)
with Patrick Brammall, Sandra Eldridge & John McNeill
Production Design is by Martin Kinnane with Sound Design by Steve Francis
Tickets $28 full, $22 concession and $18 subscribers.
SPECIAL EVENT - ONE NIGHT ONLY
MONDAY 23 OCTOBER @ 8PM
WAIT! I MIGHT LOVE YOU!
By Susannah Hardy
A comical, character-based piece about Brigitte, a 30-something woman who’s sassy, single and a bit of a stalker.
Take look into Brigitte’s tragic life and her eternal search for Mr Right.
Brigitte was originally from comedy trio The Girls, starring Diana Glen, Gabriella Maselli and Susannah Hardy. Now Brigitte is back and out on her own, developing a brand new show called Wait! I might love you! This is the first showing as part of the show’s developmental process. Unfortunately Brigitte may still not find the love of her life but then again, it’s a work-in-progress, who knows where it may end!
Edited & directed by Jo Turner
Featuring Andrew Crowley and Susannah Hardy
One show only... Monday 23 October @ 8pm
All tickets $10 on the door
TERRORISM
By The Presnyakov Brothers
Translated by Sasha Dugdale
"Despite the subject matter, Terrorism is hilariously funny for the majority of the time and this is partly due to the intelligent and quirky script, as well as the extraordinary talents of the ensemble cast. 9 actors fill up the tiny Darlinghurst stage with a great degree of energy and exceptional ability."
-Skye Crawford - Aussie Theatre.net

"This is a very strong piece, with exceptional performances by the entire cast and brilliant direction by Anthony Skuse."
Tessa Needham - Sydney Stage Online
"... a sophisticated, cool production... The strong performances by all of the actors draw you into the underworld of the emotions they're portraying."
Teri Calder - The Program
"... it's a play that plants the seed and makes you think (and) thinky stuff is good stuff. Especially when it's this funny."
Lee Bemrose - Drum Media
Presented by 
and Darlinghurst Theatre Company
$18 preview @ 8pm on Wednesday 13 September
Thursday 14 September to Saturday 30 September 2006.
Tuesday to Saturday @ 8pm
and Sunday @ 5pm
Tickets $28 full, $22 concession and $18 subscribers.
An abandoned package on a runway, the airport closed and passengers stranded outside – so begins The Presnyakov Brothers’ black comedy Terrorism. From here, we are hurtled through six disturbing and hilarious encounters that involve more intimate acts of terrorism: in the bedroom, on a park bench, in the office. “...you store it all up inside, store it all up and then you turn into bombs, which blow up at the most awkward moment.” (Terrorism)
Terrorism explores the pervasive nature of fear and the insidious manner in which it affects every aspect of our lives – “it’s in people, it’s in all of us, and no one’s guarding us!” We delude “ourselves that somebody out there is going to kill us, when actually it turns out we kill ourselves.” (Terrorism)
“A bitter, funny, penetrating look at the toxic effects of living with fear - it isn’t about victims or perpetrators or one savage act. It’s a series of takes on a society broken by horror and suspicion, turning against itself.”
The Observer, UK
Featuring Lucas J Connolly, Lisa Griffiths, Frank Hansen, Ashley Lyons, Peter McAllum, Esti Regos, Rhys Robinson, Rosanna Scarcella and Lucy Suze Taylor.
Directed by Anthony Skuse
Design by Hamish Peters
Sound design by Stuart Hoy
Lighting design by Verity Hampson
Costume coordinator Rachel Gelzinnis
Stage manager Brendon Taylor
Production photographer Alex Craig
New Media designer Andy Wallace
Executive producers Lisa Griffiths and Mara-Jean Tilley
Produced by Georgina Le Poer Trench and Naomi Lane
Production manager Mara-Jean Tilley
Tickets $28 full, $22 concession and $18 subscribers.
DINNER WITH FRIENDS
By Donald Margulies

Presented by Fishy Productions and Darlinghurst Theatre Company
"The production is hard to fault."
Maz Dixon - Aussie Theatre.net
"... solid... well directed... well acted... an enjoyable, and touchingly comedic experience."
Vibewire.net
Playing: Thursday 24 August to Saturday 9 September 2006. Tuesday to Saturday @ 8pm
and Sunday @ 5pm
Extra matinee performance added
**Saturday 9 September @ 3pm**
Tickets $28 full, $22 concession and $18 subscribers.
“…an extraordinarily accomplished piece of writing.”
– New York Times
Donald Margulies’ Pulitzer Prize winning play, Dinner With Friends, follows two married couples who have been best friends for years. Food journalists, Karen and Gabe’s lives are as carefully composed as their lemon polenta cake. When only one of their friends arrives to dinner with a life-changing secret, it rocks the delicate balance between relationship and friendship. This deeply funny and human play honestly examines what it means to love, commit and be a friend.
“A breezy comedy… that turns poignant and deeply affecting by the end…”
– The San Francisco Examiner
“…an honest, compelling…funny look at family and friends in the age of divorce…”
– Times Standard
Featuring Antony Grgas, Rebecca Rocheford Davies, Rachel Terry and Blair Venn.
Directed by Kim Hardwick
Set designer Mark Thompson
Lighting designer Martin Kinnane
Dinner With Friends is proudly sponsored by:

www.freedomkitchens.com.au

www.kemenys.com.au

Australian Premiere
BONE
By John Donnelly
"...poignant, intense, utterly spellbinding...Bone compels from the first."
Brad Syke, Sydney Stage Online
"... well paced, eloquent production...performances full of depth and detail."
Jason Blake, Sun Herald
206 bones in the Human Body… 3 Stories… 1 Night
"... full of imaginative insight and empathy"
- Charles Spencer, The Telegraph
"brace yourself to be shocked, humoured and moved to tears all at once by John Donnelly's harrowing dark comedy Bone... (the characters) will leave an impression on you that you are not likely to forget anytime soon."
Katrine Narkiewicz, Vibewire.net
"Bone is a must-see production - it is chilling, hilarious, tender but most of all, human."
Joanna Erskine, Aussietheatre.net
Presented by Ride On and Darlinghurst Theatre Company
$18 preview @ 8pm on Wednesday 2 August -
Thursday 3 August to Saturday 19 August 2006.
Tuesday to Saturday @ 8pm
and Sunday @ 5pm
Tickets $28 full, $22 concession and $18 subscribers
Helen wants a conversation with her dead husband, Stephen wants his ex to come crawling back and Jamie wants a shag to see him off to war - three lives stumbling into a most unexpected redemption.
An electric, exquisite parable for living right now.
"… Ride On Theatre have certainly ticked the biggest box on their mission statement – providing 'a community of artists who believe in theatre's enlightening and transforming power' ... Worth seeing…"
- Siobhan Doran, SydneyStage.com
Featuring Peter Barry (Ghost Rider), Vanessa Downing (Home and Away) and Ryan Hayward.
Directed by Tanya Goldberg
Produced by Esti Regos and Ryan Hayward
Costume designer Ailsa Patterson
Set designer Simone Romaniuk
Lighting designer Luiz Pampolha
Sound designer Belinda Guin
Photographer Ed Giles
Tickets $28 full, $22 concession and $18 subscribers
THE FRAIL MAN
By Anthony Crowley
21st Century corporate Australia has a head-on crash with our convict past in this shocking and timely tale that will carry you all the way to an unexpected finale.
"Master storytelling" - The Australian
"This show crackles with energy, cramming more than you would think possible into a single play which drives itself deep into the mysterious heart of Australian identity."
Simon Ferguson - Daily Telegraph
"It is a great credit to (Gareth) Boylan's direction that this production is so accessible. No one storyline is favoured over another. Each delicate aspect of the plot is treated with respect."
Joanne Erskine - aussietheatre.net
"It's slick stuff, highly professional, confident, brilliantly acted under the guidance of director Gareth Boylan, and thoughtful with it, laying down complex intellectual challenges for the audience."
Ritchie Black - vibewire.net
Presented by Darlinghurst Theatre Company and LightBox Theatre
$18 preview @ 8pm on Wednesday 28 June
Thursday 29June to Saturday 22 July 2006. Tuesday to Saturday @ 8pm
and Sunday @ 5pm
Tickets $28 full, $22 concession and $18 subscribers.
Steven Saken, CEO of Australia's largest IT company is trying to negotiate a billion-dollar merger, when a young Muslim woman is found dead and brutalised outside his Toorak home.
Saken becomes the primary suspect, pursued by a female detective with a dark past of her own. His challenges become greater still when he contracts a life-threatening disease for which no cure can be found...
This thrilling plot is intertwined with the story of two irreverent convict runaways who are struggling to accept their transportation to Van Diemen's Land.
“ … it is a rare pleasure to encounter new Australian writing of this quality and ambition.” The Age
Winner of the Wal Cherry Play of the Year Award for 2003.
Winner of the Malcolm Robertson Prize for New Writing 2004.
Winner of the New Dramatists Award 2005
Featuring Mark Lee, Jeanette Cronin, Laurence Coy, Drew Fairley, Susie Lindeman, Emily Weare, Michael Cullen and James Lugton.
Directed by Gareth Boylan
Produced by Louise Teteris
Set design by Katja Handt
Lighting design by Sean Pardy
Costume design by Imogen Ross
Sound design by Brent Heber
Stage manager Brendon Taylor
Publicity Nick Pickard
Photography by Patrick Boland
AUNTS WITH HOT FLUSHES
By Sue Ingleton

Music, nostalgia, secrets and lies… sometimes sharing can be the most liberating experience of them all.
"Ingleton's play evocatively captures the spirit of the times... the women's friendship spans 20 years and Ingleton creates a strong sense of life in Sydney during the war years, reflecting the relative independence that the women experienced as WAFs." - Rebecca Whitton, sydneystage.com.au
Presented by Darlinghurst Theatre Company and Shakespeare et al.
Wednesday 31 May to Saturday 24 June 2006. Tuesday to Saturday @ 7pm
and Sunday @ 5pm. 11am
Tickets $28 full, $22 concession and $18 subscribers.
It’s New Year’s Eve 1959. Three female friends, (and a ring in), gather to celebrate the dawn of the 1960’s, a time filled with the promise of emancipation and change… whether desired or not. The women share a common bond, in that they’re all childless, somewhat set in their ways, and approaching, or in the sweaty throes of menopause. What begins as a light-hearted gathering of female friends swapping familiar tales and singing familiar songs, soon veers into uncharted waters. As many martinis are consumed, defences slip and reminiscence becomes disclosure. Secrets are shared and lies revealed which will change these women’s lives and relationships forever.
Suzanne Ingleton’s funny and touching play explores the lives of four women at a time when being childless was synonymous with being frigid, baron, or unattractive. Through humour, song (incluiding "Where The Boys Are", "Que Sera Sera", "White Cliffs Of Dover" and "Three Coins In The Fountain") and the bonds of friendships shared and forged, they cope with loss of opportunity and the 50’s social expectations of women on the eve of feminism.
Featuring Anne Frost, Sara Grenfell, Kerry O'Hearn and Lyn Shakespeare.
Directed by Peter Ross
Designed by Tim Neve
Lighting design by Martin Kinnane
NO CHANCE IN HELL HOTEL
By Kate Smith and Drew Fairley

"Hilarious... deeply silly... terrific, crowd-pleasing entertainment" - Sydney Morning Herald
... utterly ridiculous, utterly hilarious. No Chance In Hell Hotel is fabulously entertaining." - Vibewire
Presented by Darlinghurst Theatre Company and Kate Smith and Drew Fairley
Wednesday 31 May to Saturday 24 June 2006. Tuesday to Saturday @ 9pm
and Sunday @ 7pm
Tickets $28 full, $22 concession and $18 subscribers.
$18 previews on Wed 31 May and Thurs 1 June @ 9pm - Phone bookings only.
No Chance In Hell Hotel is the latest razor-sharp offering by Smith and Fairley, creators of the international smash hit comedy Bangers and Mash.
This flawless, nail-biting comedy thriller, set in the backstreets of Kings Cross, subverts the cop/ love story genre with panache and pizzazz.
Diane, a lonely woman on the run from love, struggles to keep the last dive bar in the Cross afloat. Jack, an alcoholic ex-ad man needs a change and gets a job as the new barman.
When Diane is kidnapped, Sarge, a jaded cop with 20 years on the job and nothing left to lose, realises this could be the case to save him from oblivion. His fresh-faced rookie partner is desperate to avenge the death of her father and prove herself to her acid- tongued boss. Together they set out to blow the case wide open.
What will they do when destiny dances with desperation and deceit? Will they end up paying the price …for believing?
No Chance In Hell Hotel slips effortlessly between physical comedy, song, dance and jaw-dropping plot twists – think Fame meets CSI - leaving the audience slapping their thighs and roaring for more.
“Filled with one-liners…wildly hilarious and entertaining” - Vibewire.com
Featuring Drew Fairley and Kate Smith
Directed by Jo Turner
THE ILLUSION
By Pierre Corneille
Freely adapted by Pulitzer Prize-winning and Oscar nominated
Tony Kushner
"The diamond in the rough of independent theatre... a must-see production."
- Skye Crawford, Aussietheatre.com
"The Illusion is both a burlesque of the classics... and an affectionately crafted homage; a raspberry and a valentine."
- Colin Rose, Sun Herald

Magic. Theatre. Love. Which is the greatest illusion?
"A grand illusion of the highest order... tackled with immense energy and some very fine acting."
- Selma Nadarajah, Sydney Stage Online
"A love of theatre-making is everywhere evident... performances are pitched at full throttle while close attention is paid to the rhythms and nuance of Kushner's delightful text."
- Mark Hopkins, SMH
Sydney professional premiere presented by Darlinghurst Theatre Company, The Relaxed & Comfortable Group and MAKEbeLIVE Productions.
Wednesday 3 May to Saturday 27 May 2006. Tuesday to Saturday @ 8pm
and Sunday @ 5pm
Tickets $28 full, $22 concession and $18 subscribers.
Imagine a supplicant on a dark and spooky night, inside a magician’s cave full of uncanny technology.
This May, the Relaxed & Comfortable Group, the mob behind the Darlinghurst’s phenomenally successful Cloud 9, will take you on a comic and unholy trip into the black arts, infidelity, lust, love and betrayal.
In a collaboration that spans the centuries, Pierre (El Cid) Corneille’s classic theatrical adventure is reinvented in a sizzling new adaptation by Tony Kushner.
Kushner was nominated for an Oscar this year for Best Adapted Screenplay - Stephen Spielberg's Munich - and is the subject of a new documentary by Oscar-winning filmmaker Frieda Lee Mock - Wrestling With Angels; Playwright Tony Kushner - which premiered at the 2006 Sundance Film Festival.
“Both modern and ancient, timeless and timely, flippant and profound, it is a thorough delight. A masterpiece waiting for its time to happen.” — Polly Warfield, Drama-Logue
That time is now.
From two of the world’s greatest playwrights and one of Australia’s hottest ensembles, experience The Illusion.
“The Illusion takes us into the territory on which theatre thrives: fantasy, witchcraft, transcended place and time." — Sylvie Drake, LA Times
A comedy brimming with danger, sex and humanity, asking the crucial question: is love the greatest illusion of all?
“The art of love is the blood red heart of the world” — The Illusion
Featuring Holly Austin, Helmut Bakaitis (The Matrix Trilogy), Thomas Campbell, Yure Covich, Zoe Houghton, Robert Jago, Natasha MacNamara & Phil Scott (Three Men and a Baby Grand)
Sonic illusions by Phil Scott and DJ Soup
Set and material illusions by Kim Scott and David Twyman
Lighting and electrical illusions by Luiz Pampolha
Sword fight choreographed by Star Wars' Kyle Rowling
Directed by Damien Millar
Executive Producer Temura Lee
Produced by MAKEbeLIVE Productions
Community partner ACON. Technology partner Bose.
Tickets $28 full, $22 concession and $18 subscribers.
SOME EXPLICIT POLAROIDS
By Mark Ravenhill
"A superbly well-acted and designed production that obliterates the distinction between fringe and mainstream theatre."
9/10
- Colin Rose, Sun Herald
"The performances are universally strong in delivering this confrontational but intelligent text."
- Mark Hopkins, Sydney Morning Herald

How did we get from there to here... and where do we go now?
Presented by Darlinghurst Theatre Company and Smug Theatre.
Wednesday 29 March to Saturday 22 April 2006. Tuesday to Saturday @ 7pm
and Sunday @ 5pm
Tickets $28 full, $22 concession and $18 subscribers.
Generations, causes and values collide as the lives of an ex-con, a gay man, a Labour councillor, a lap dancer, a pinstriped capitalist and a Russian good-time toy boy become irrevocably interwoven in this provocative urban fairytale.
After serving a 15 year jail term, anarchist Nick discovers that the world has changed, while he has not. With none of the old causes, friendships and foes to anchor him, Nick drifts into the hedonistic world of designer drugs and partying, in which a generation’s natural idealism has become subordinated to corporate obedience and trash culture.
Some Explicit Polaroids presents us with punchy snapshots of contemporary life, loss and desire, which pulsate with energy, placing disparate, disaffected characters – each uniquely under the constraints of ‘the system’ – on a collision course, as they each search for the illusive happy ending.
A hot cast and director bring this provocative urban fairytale (which many consider to be Ravenhill's best work to date) to life, on an amazing set constructed within the theatre.
“Searing… wicked… intelligent… disturbing… sensational…”
- The Times
“Ravenhill has more to say, and says it more refreshingly and wittily than any other playwright of his generation”
- Time Out
Featuring Christian Barrett-Hill, Genevieve Hegney, Gibson Nolte, Rebecca Smee, Blair Venn and John Turnbull.
Directed by John Sheedy. Designed by Dane Laffrey. Lighting Design by Verity Hampson and Luiz Pampolha. Sound Design by Max Lyandvert.
Photography by Brett Boardman.
By Mikelangelo and Undine Francesca

“Close your eyes, follow me down to the depths below, I promise you will not drown.”
Presented by Darlinghurst Theatre Company and On Invisible Wings.
Wednesday 29 March to Saturday 22 April 2006. Thursday to Saturday @ 9.10pm
and Sunday @ 7.10pm
Tickets $28 full, $22 concession and $18 subscribers.
Internationally acclaimed songwriter and performer Mikelangelo and writer, philosopher and performer Undine Francesca team up for a bold new show – Boat of Dreams, a strange and fantastical journey through the seas of love. With elements of physical theatre, striking visual imagery, pantomime, puppetry and song, this unique show is hauntingly beautiful and delicately absurd.
Mikelangelo is renowned for his profound yet humorous lyrics, idiosyncratic guitar and accordion style, and astonishing baritone voice. He has toured arts and music festivals nationally and internationally to great acclaim with his group the Black Sea Gentlemen. Most recently the group toured New Zealand, Hungary and Scotland and were a five star hit at the 2005 Edinburgh Festival. Their new album Journey Through the Land of Shadows has had frequent air play on Radio National and the group has appeared as special guests on Philip Adams Late Night Live and also on the ABC TV Sunday Afternoon Arts Show. Writer, philosopher and performer Undine Francesca collaborated with Mikelangelo and the Black Sea Gentlemen on their show Heart of the Black Sea at the Street Theatre in Canberra 2001. Undine recently received a Doctorate of Philosophy for her thesis Illustrated Nonsense: Ethics and Aesthetic Practice in the Writing of Ludwig Wittgenstein.
Boat of Dreams debuted at the Hobart Summer Festival in January 2006 and is Mikelangelo and Undine Francesca’s first ‘two hander’ show. Together they weave a suite of Mikelangelo’s love songs into a vivid theatrical setting. Within the show the love song is like a boat of dreams – a craft to cross between worlds. But it is also a message sent that the beloved may never receive, a vessel of loneliness, discordance and longings. Boat of Dreams explores the uncharted life of love beyond the ‘romantic ending,’ not blissful union but something more potent and mysterious, a compelling mix of passion and discontent, closeness and distance, adventure, hope, loss and strange satisfaction.
Directed and Performed by: Mikelangelo and Undine Francesca.
Songs by: Mikelangelo.
Dramaturge: Anne-Louise Rentell
Designer: Imogen Ross
Lighting Designer: Sean Pardy
Puppets designed and made by: Imogen Keen
Boat of Dreams is supported by the Merrigong Theatre Development Program
www.oninvisiblewings.com
Tickets $28 full, $22 concession and $18 subscribers.
BREATHING CORPSES
By Laura Wade

Get back in your box...
Presented by Darlinghurst Theatre Company and Round Peg Productions.
Wednesday 1 March to Saturday 25 March 2006. Tuesday to Saturday @ 7pm and Sunday @ 5pm
Tickets $28 full, $22 concession and $18 subscribers.
What horror lurks beneath the neat, reassuringly familiar facade of suburban life?
In Laura Wade's take on modern suburban isolation, everyone's a corpse... but some are still breathing.
Hotel cleaner Amy has discovered another body at work. Jim is puzzled by a sinister smell emanating from one of his storage units, and Ben and Kate are fighting over the dog after a long, hot afternoon with the police.
Breathing Corpses is a blackly humorous examination of sadness and death in contemporary suburbia. As the heat rises and the bodies pile up, Wade's plot unfolds in a Memento-style backtrack, bringing the characters face to face with their own mortality.
"A black comedy... a murderous jigsaw puzzle... a really intense 80 minutes."
- Phillip Fisher, Theatreworld
"When a man has lost all happiness he's not alive. Call him a breathing corpse."
- Sophocles
Featuring Jessica Manuel, Adele Granger, Ben Adam (Macleods Daughters, Lantana), Christopher Rickerby, Rhys Robinson, Laurence Coy and Carole Skinner.
Directed by Kate Wild
Designed by Eliza McLean
Produced by 
Lighting design by Verity Hampton
Composer Pete Neville
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KABOOM! THE BEST OF VASH & TRASH
Devised and performed by Vashti Hughes and Trash Vaudeville

The cabaret/ theatrical big bang Sydney's been begging for!
Presented by Darlinghurst Theatre Company and Vashti Hughes & Trash Vaudeville.
Wednesday 1 March to Saturday 25 March 2006. Thursday to Saturday @ 9.10pm and Sunday @ 7.10pm
Tickets $28 full, $22 concession and $18 subscribers.
Be prepared to be blown sky high as two of Sydney’s most unique and astounding underground cabaret stars join forces to incarnate a cast of thousands, on a wild and wacky journey from the gutter to the penthouse.
Vashti Hughes, fresh from her In The Raw 2005 success with the wildly funny and eye-poppingly imaginative one-woman show, Getting Down with Mavis Brown, is a virtual veteran of the Sydney cabaret/ burlesque/ theatre scene who prefers her gigs to be within 5 minutes walking distance from home, and fortunately for us, Darlinghurst Theatre Company makes the grade by a couple of steps!
Partner in crime Trash Vaudeville is another truly unique cabaret/ club creature, whose shows have straddled the underground exotic and hybrid animation performance, arthouse, and even circus, his iconic acid-camp style, hallucinogenic visuals and corrosive satire, bedazzling audiences throughout Sydney’s indie performance scene.
If you’re feeling lost in the car park of life, join Vash and Trash on their non-stop elevator to the good times – you’ll be so glad you did!

THE ROOD SCREEN
by Donna Abela
"entertaining, lively... a true show of perceptive, educated and intelligent writing."
- Philip Wood, The Program

A joyously surreal quest for bliss in a bent space
Presented by Darlinghurst Theatre Company and Birds of Appetite in association with the New Mardi Gras Festival.
Wednesday 1 February to Saturday 25 February 2006. Tuesday to Saturday @ 7pm and Sunday @ 5pm
**Patrons please note: Due to circumstances beyond our control, there will be no performance of The Rood Screen on Tuesday 21 February.
Tickets $28 full, $22 concession/ New Mardi Gras members, and $18 VIP patrons.
Book and pay for both shows - get all tix @ concession prices!
Theodora's hung around nuns, been transported by Bach, wept at the beauty of the Sufis, and underlined everything in The Tibetan Book of the Dead. She also loves Celeste: their life together is abundant, bliss ridden, meant-to-be, made in Heaven... or is it? How can she find a home for her spiritual instincts whan religions condemn the very love of her life?
Pushing past the pontiffs of dogma, Theodora sets out to reconcile her two sources of joy. While entrusted with the body of a fractal-loving priest, she sings with evolved fish who live in fruitcakes: stops Mother Church passing pethidine to a man who is pregnant with possibility: takes the helm of Magellan's ship and circumnavigates the ever-expanding universe; and dives off the edge of chaos to discover the beginnings of a millennial pendulum swing towards conscience and radical compassion.
It's Monty Python and The Science Show meets existential angst!
A genre-crossing adventure through a chaotically absurd landscape.
The Rood Screen received an Honourable Mention in the 2004 New Works of Merit Playwriting Contest USA, and was a top five finalist in the 2002 Newham Lesbian and Gay Writing Out Awards UK.
Donna Abela co-founded Powerhouse Youth Theatre in 1987. Since then her many award-winning and nominated works have included:
Highest Mountain, Fastest River - 1992 Human Rights Commission Award for Drama.
Tales From The Arabian Nights - Kim Carpenter's Theatre of Image; shortlisted 2005 NSW Premier's Literary Awards, and 2005 Children's Theatre AWGIE Award.
The Daphne Massacre - Parramatta Riverside Theatre; shortlisted STC Patrick White 2000 Play Award.
Cast includes Karl Velasco, Johann Walraven, Ona Nurkkala, Amelia Ker, Zoe Ellerton-Ashley, Virginia Gay, Christina O'Neill, Jeremy Youett and Rebecca Verrier
Written by Donna Abela
Directed by Anna Messariti
Tickets $28 full, $22 concession/ New Mardi Gras members, and $18 VIP patrons.
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**Patrons please note: Due to circumstances beyond our control, there will be no performance of The Rood Screen on Tuesday 21 February.
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HUMAN RESOURCES
By Chris Aronsten
"Kate Gaul stylishly directs three excellent performances. Recommended."
Colin Rose, Sun Herald
"The three monologues that form Chris Aronsten's Human Resources are acerbic, funny and unsentimental... makes for a lively, bittersweet and thoughtful trio."
- Bryce Hallett, Sydney Morning Herald
"Human Resources is edgy, stylish and fun to watch... its actors and director masters of their craft."
Philip Wood, The Program

All our operators are busy right now...
Presented by Darlinghurst Theatre Company and Siren Theatre Co. in association with the New Mardi Gras Festival.
Wednesday 1 February to Saturday 25 February 2006. Tuesday to Saturday @ 9.10pm and Sunday @ 7.10pm
Tickets $28 full, $22 concession/ New Mardi Gras members, and $18 VIP patrons.
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Human Resources is a three-part look at the psychology, graft and sexual politics of working in an office. In Dave's Lunchtime Dos and Don'ts, Steven revels in his easy manipulation of a lonely, sexually frustrated, wealthy older man - until his plan goes horribly wrong. In Brian Meets His Match, a pack of office workers all use the same internet dating service. Their obsessive rules of engagement are challenged by the arrival of the new boy - plain old Brian. In Fiona's Functions, we discover how an older and near untrainable box office worker deals with the encroachment of technology and her seemingly pre-pubescent new boss.
When you're having the humanity modernised out of you, can you fight back?
In the manufactured world of internet dating, can we make meaningful connections?
And in the real world, what happens when we get what we ask for?
These characters are funny, tragic and very human.
Human Resources is a clever, ferocious, pithy new Australian play - full of dark humour that packs a punch where it hurts! Created by three of Sydney's most respected actors, and a potent combination of experienced and emerging talent, Human Resources promises to be one of the must sees of 2006.
Featuring Thomas Campbell, Josef Ber and Lorna Lesley. With Julian Dibley-Hall, Suz Mawer, Scarlett McGlynn, Nathin Butler and Alexandria Steffensen.
Directed by Kate Gaul
Design by Tobhiya Stone Feller
Composition/ sound by Daryl Wallis
Lighting Design by Matthew Marshall
Tickets $28 full, $22 concession/ New Mardi Gras members, and $18 VIP patrons.
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THE YOUNG TYCOONS
by Christopher Johnson

Playing January 5 to January 28, 2006 : Tuesday to Saturday @ 8pm, Sunday @ 5pm
Extra performances @ 5pm Saturday 21 January and 5pm Saturday 28 January
Patrons please note - New ticket prices apply:
$28 full, $22 concession and $18 VIP
Presented by DTC and Spooky Duck Productions
They had money, sex and power. It just wasn't enough.
From the author of Dog Logs, Backpacker! and Barnesy, The Harbour and You, comes a scathing, cynical - but always hilarious - comedy about sex, money, lies, money, treachery, backstabbing, ruthlessness, money, money, money - and even a bit of true love.
Trevor and Kim are two young men on the verge of being handed more wealth, power and prestige than is commonly imaginable - but can they handle it? Or is there truth in the old adage: The first generation acquires it, the second generation builds it... and the third generation f**ks it up!
Watch and laugh as fortunes are risked, secrets exposed, unspeakable acts performed and lives ruined... and feel a whole lot better about your own position on the rich and powerful list.
Topical, scandalous, very, very funny - and soooo Sydney. Greed is the new black.
"Johnson writes like a cross between Harold Pinter and Jerry Seinfeld."
- Lenny Ann Lowe, Sydney Morning Herald.
"Bitingly excellent gags... excellent design and a strong sense of dark satire."
Stephen Dunne, Sydney Morning Herald
"Totally entertaining, clever and engaging... this marvellous satire is bound to be a sell-out."
Sally Salmond, The Program
Featuring Michael Cullen, Mike Smith, Nicholas Hammond, Christopher Johnson, Peter Kowitz, Octavia Barron Martin, Ashlie Pellow, Zoe Tuckwell-Smith and David Ritchie. Directed by Michael Pigott. Production designer Katja Handt. Lighting designer Stephen Hawker. Sound designer and composition Murray Jackson. Graphic designer Cameron Baird. Photographer Criena Court.
Tickets @ $28 full, $22 concession, and $18 VIP patrons.